At dinner the night before the first day of first grade…
Me: What are you most excited about for first grade?
LK: Nothing! It's the first day of ALOT of work for me.
Me: Speechless…
In the car on the way to school the morning of the first day of first grade…
LK: How about I start school the day after Labor Day?
Me: I see a law degree in your future.
LK: A what?!